Idiot Encouragment

Why does Chris Crocker exist? Lets put aside our search for God, and try to understand this enigma. I'm not saying this because he's a heshe, or that he is crazy defensive about Britney Spears, or that his voice makes me want to shoot roman candles in my ears. This person has nothing beneficial, positive, educational or meaningful to say! Why does he exist?!!? Why do we encourage him to keep broadcasting garbage! Chris Crocker is the epitome of our cultures desire for brain sewage. He is a cancer of media, a fart of the internet, an eye crusty on an aging dog who no longer has the ability to clean himself. aaaaahhhhh!